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John Day MD's avatar

"WAR MOVES TO CUBA" is 4 words in all-caps...

Roberto Ricci's avatar

MAKE CUBA GREAT AGAIN!

Ngungu's avatar

MCGA: how do you pronounce that??

Ngungu's avatar

Excellent!! You see, NO1, that's the difference between a mediocre boxer and a Champ: you won 😀

No1's avatar

It does even sound Cuban/Spanish...

"Where do you go to?" "Oh, I'm going to Macuga this year!"

🏖️😁

Ngungu's avatar

Yes, it really does, well found 👍

Mr. Simon Field's avatar

Isreal is America’s proxy (its bitch in the sandbox). Have you ever boxed or fought with a fee cracked ribs? The Jews are Trumps broken rib. The Iranian will keep whacking those cunts until Tel Aviv looks like Gaza. The will be a deal. Tel Aviv will only take so much. Hence June 25, Trump agreed a cease-fire. The Jews had already taken a beating. Now we are Day 13.

5 years in prison in Isreal for posting videos of the destruction. I have LOADS - Tel Aviv is a shit-state. I have footage of Jews on ladders smashing every outside camera in sight so NO footage gets out. I also have footage of Jews all meeting up on a hill for midnight snacks and drinks as they over looked the massacre of the Palestinians getting bombed in tents below. They were jubilant. Likewise….evening boat trips were fully booked with dinner and drinks where boats parked just off the beach so the Jews could watch the American jets and USA made Phosphorous bombs burn women & children alive. I have the footage. Hideous people.

In case you missed it - Iran chose the hard-line son of its slain Ayatollah as its new supreme leader of the Shia Muslim world. This is after US airstrikes just killed his wife, son, parents, and sister! He isn’t going to be in any mood to negotiate with the infidels anytime soon. I hope the Iranians do the world a huge favour and keep those Tyson body shots going until the Jews wave the white flag and Trump eats shit.

No1's avatar

I saw the camera footage too. That was October last year. That's why I didn't post it (I had it in day 8 I believe, but removed it after I realized it was fake/coopted).

And yup, I know... Seems you've not been keeping up-to-date with my daily diary 😉: https://no01.substack.com/p/march-9-the-digital-age

And I agree with the sentiment. Karma is a bitch. And for once, I hope they won't stop.

Mr. Simon Field's avatar

Massive fan of this guy. “Can you handle the truth”. Check it out

https://youtu.be/nXOHNgalVvQ?si=wi4spJj1D-CkgzWS

No1's avatar

Yeah, I like Berletic.

Mr. Simon Field's avatar

His analysis is very good. He is an ex marine. He speaks of “maintenance wall”. We think a war is Top Gun. It’s not. The logistics must be unreal. Thats some machine the USA has built…but it bankrupting them. I like Pepe Escobar too. Alistair Crook. Ray Mcgoven. Top picks for intel.

No1's avatar

Yeah, only like 1/4th is frontline. If even. All the rest is logistics and warehousing and... All the rest.

Mr. Simon Field's avatar

In a combat zone a tank needs 10 hours of maintenance for 1 hour of operation. Now think aircraft. To reload a Patriot missile battery is a massive operation. Iran just hit a number of THAAD and Patriot loading machines. Wow. I have some footage of British defence knob-cheese doing a video “im in a warehouse in Ukraine and we are here to help with the war effort repairing military machinery”. They put the video out and the Russians identified the building and flattened it. What a dick. I listened to this wanker that was ex army and went to fight in Ukraine. He explained is was a complete fuck-up. He said “whats the most important piece of equipment a grunt needs”. WET WIPES!! He said a week of not being able to wipe you bum properly and you get infected and you get as sick as a dog. You would never think it would you?

Mr. Simon Field's avatar

Trying to sort the sheep from the goats is not easy. AI is a fresh challenge. The footage of Jews going on evening cruises watching people get bombed with Phosphorus and then making down payments on Gaza plots was so bad..I thought it was a prank. It wasn’t. I am a fan. You write very well. And just now I found out that Iran has swarms of small kamikaze drone boats that are loaded with explosives. They have taken out a number of ships in the Straits of Hormuz. They whacked a Thai ship for being tasty. The Indians are lying again. They said they had been granted access - lying as ever. Did you see? There was a massive AI conference held in India. Modi in his fucking nappies turned up to open the event. The street-shitter unveiled their AI robot to much fan-fair…until someone said “Thats last years Chinese model which you can buy on-line for $600” Then they unveiled their drone which was literally a Korean model. The Indians 💩 are such disgusting liars & scammers…. and they would fuck the hair off a barbers floor. Of course the press swooped on this and that just meant the Indians when into LYING TURBO MODE and continued to lie….digging a bigger hole. Then the Pajeets started fighting. How funny. Them Modi SHUT IT DOWN. 😆

Squeeth's avatar

There aren't any Jews in Palestine, the zionazis keep it Judenrein.

Chevrus's avatar

Great work! Seamlessly integrating verifiable information with dark humor….right up my alley !!

Looking at this scenario from afar and no hint of “expertise” on my part: Iran has not reason to let up, no reason to “negotiate” and every reason to make it hurt. Because the way this entire even has been set up has US/isreal right in the front of the trainwreck, taking the blame in the eyes of the ROW, who incidentally matter so much more than before….

Ozkar's avatar

Amusing! 😅

LUM's avatar
Mar 26Edited

I rarely comment on Substack, and though I really love and appreciate your thorough and organized coverage, I have to speak on something other than substance:

Your humor is tremendous. “while parked in a tow away zone” killed me. The one line from a previous post, “the missiles are definitely being removed from Iran. At approximately Mach 5.” resurrected and killed me.

Edit: it keeps getting funnier, I’m not even 2/3 finished.

Ken's avatar

I’m not rocket scientist or geopolitical expert.

The off ramp IMO will come fro Putin and Xi - the price - ukraine/all or whole to Russia, unfrozen assets.

China gets more transactions in gold or its currency - not just USD…and an USA exit or reduction in the SE asia seas.

And a guarantee of no nukes in Iran.

But they will wait for a few months to inflict pain and disarray for mid terms.

They need the US - esp China but a very bruised America - politically.

No1's avatar

That's why I put "China brokers it" as first scenario 😉.

I'm no geo-expert either, but logically speaking, that's the most likely.

Adam prime's avatar

In the scenario where America and Israel are left without option other than to walk away, Iran might very well maintain closure of the Strait indefinitely, selectively permitting passage to geopolitical allies and throttling everyone else. Then the Houthis get to work again in closing the Red Sea. Russia gathers petro rubles hand over fist, China gets even more deeply discounted oil, and the Western world scrambles to kowtow to Khamenei #2 the same way it did for decades after oil exporters originally nationalized in the 50s, 60s and 70s

Thumbnail Green's avatar

Which is perfect cattle management and field rotation. Communism and death for the fat western calves and quality of living for the drivers of tech development and builders of the new and improved digital cage (cows need electric fences for moving them around).

Me, I'm gunna try living on these wild weeds and craggy mountains.

No1's avatar

Very likely possibility as well... You know the saying about sleeping dogs...

Lawrence Darby's avatar

What about the option of Israel going nuclear?

No1's avatar

-> https://no01.substack.com/p/the-second-after

That's a whole different can of worms they'd be opening.

I have no good answer to what the world would do.

Thumbnail Green's avatar

I've seen no solid evidence that nuclear weapons are actually real. I know this sounds like I think 9/11 was not the official story and that Covid was a military and not WHO operation but I am prepared to live with the strange looks.

Like viruses and atmospheric carbon it's another invisible bogey man useful for control and narratives. Big fucking bombs are real though. Just not 'the world ends' type of bombs. That's a bullshit story .

No1's avatar

I do hope you’re right.

YOLO as our youngsters say!

“Party like it’s 1969” as our generation says.

DAVID Goldman's avatar

Go nuclear ? Hmmm. Smotrich and Ben-Gvir appear to have survived. What wouldn’t they

consider doing now ?

It seems, using the FAFO app, that Israel earned the Irony Prize when it executed its Samson option by closing the vise on DonMeh Trump’s nodules and found out that, indeed, it had been writing and reading its own intelligence clippings about Iran and what it means to attack a multi-decade sanctioned martyr culture with a high tech military within missile range.

The Iranians were a bit naive about how badly they had been infiltrated by Israeli hackers, moles and a few high placed traitors. We might say the Iranians are now having a naivete fire sale.

New Right Directions's avatar

What's the end game here? Is Trump trying to save his nation from a greater evil than Iran?

No1's avatar

I have absolutely no idea. But it would have to be really enormously evil to warrant all the death and destruction he causes.

Occam's razor: I don't think so. I think "Operation Epstein Fury" says enough...

New Right Directions's avatar

Right, except — can you imagine a greater evil than Iran?

No1's avatar

Erhm yea... The UK and EU come to mind 😉

All joking aside: NK maybe? But that has nukes. Mexico's cartels would be a better use of you want to train the military I guess. More immediate ROI. Or just invade the FED? Their manipulation of the financial system caused enormous suffering for 50 some years... And that wouldn't need an army.

There's that.

substantial stacks's avatar

The intended end game is perpetual warfare, POSIWID. Iranian state mafia wants to join in with the Russian and the USRael entity, for profit and "progress"!

JT's avatar
Mar 12Edited

Trump gets impeached. Moves to Israel to avoid extradition, joins Likud. When questioned about his bloodline he posts “MY MOTHER WAS A GREAT JEW. THE BEST.” Eventually his chutzpah even annoys Jews and while attempting to change extradition laws everyone there gets vaporized by an Iranian nuke.

The world then feels like the Israelis did on 9-11.

Nick's avatar

I love this content….kudos

substantial stacks's avatar

IRAN'S NUKES HAVE FAILED

(ours too but that's classified)

David Southward's avatar

Funniest smart stuff I think I have ever read. LMAO. If you ever play an arena near me, I am buying a ticket!

Anyone think China will offer protection to Iran from a last gasp nuke from Bibi? Nuke Iran, bye bye what's left of Israel.

No1's avatar

Iran is roughly 75x bigger than Israel. Math doesn't work... Plus they have their mountains that store all kinds of fireworks and labs and like enriched stuff you know? 😉

Plus there are always the silent partners Russia and China.

Santi's avatar

War continuos till autumn, Dems slum dunk in midterms, they release the Epstein files, Trump impeached. Civil war. California declares independence. China invades Taiwan. Rusia invades Polonia. Britain collapses. EU dismantles and Euro dissolves. Argentina grabs Malvinas, UK drops a nuke on them... WW3 breaks. Full nuclear Destruction .

I did not wake up in a nice mood today. Just in case, I'll start accumulating wine... winter is coming. 😉

No1's avatar

BTW, we're dead deep in Winter. (dissertation from August: https://no01.substack.com/p/the-darkest-hours-are-before-the-f1e)

I liked everything you've written up till the UK dropping a nuke.

- release Epstein files: please, yesterday

- Trump impeached: find at least something that is more worthy than paying off a hooker

- California independent: LOL, and bankrupt the day after...

- China invades Taiwan: I think it'll be more like "annexes".

- Russia invades Poland: Just thinking why they would bother? Unless the Poles look sideways at their wodka bottles? 😉

- Britain collapses: please please please please

- EU dismantles: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

- Euro dissolves: ok, can't go more caps anymore

- Argentina: what? Dunno what that is, let them have it.

Protect & Survive's avatar

I admire your amazing alacrity No.1, in imagining so many senarios with a degree of sarc I could never match. Thank you for my morning laugh. But did you miss the name that's never spoken? (copying, however poorly, is the highest form of flattery - it cannot even stand at the feet of the master.)

"When all is lost, Israel reaches for its final solution. If it's going down, others will too. Iran is no longer mountainous or occupied. Gulf states descend into permanent twilight. Smart phones dead. Internet dead. Transport dead. GPS dead. WHO declares a global emergency. Issues global ration books. BIS declares a New World Order based on the new energy. Wood. Corners the market for global tree tokens. Survivors claim their allotted patch of forest. What's left of humanity returns from whence they came. The cycle of human innovation starts all over again"

No1's avatar

I went there partially in “the second after”, but did not take it all the way there.

There are others in my comment section that make a compelling argument that nukes are not real (or not as devastating that we are all led to believe). I don’t know. Difficult to change my programming. So I prefer to side with caution.

(FYI, it’s no-one, as in “nobody”, not as in “number 1” 😉. Yeah, I get that a lot…)

Protect & Survive's avatar

Ha Ha, yes Understood :-)