Take your pick: EU, UK, US, Israel, the illuminati, the mormons, the Jews, the Muslims, Russians, Ukranian themselves, the Chinese, Canadians (they're too polite, suspicious), Big Tech, Big Pharma, Big Oil, Small Tech, Medium-sized regional pharmaceutical distributors, millennials, boomers, Gen Z, Gen X (the forgotten generation plotting in silence), vegans, carnivores, people who put pineapple on pizza, people who DON'T put pineapple on pizza, left-handed people, right-handed people, ambidextrous people (double agents), morning people, night owls, people who use light mode, people who use dark mode, Android users, iPhone users, people who still use BlackBerry, Windows users, Mac users, Linux users (especially Arch users), vim users, emacs users, people who use notepad for coding, stack overflow moderators, Reddit mods, Discord admins, Facebook algorithms, TikTok's recommendation system, YouTube's demonetization bot, Netflix's password sharing crackdown team, Spotify's shuffle algorithm, Amazon's Alexa, Google Assistant, Siri (definitely Siri), cryptocurrency bros, NFT enthusiasts, people who bought Dogecoin, people who didn't buy Bitcoin in 2010, day traders, HODLers, the Federal Reserve, the European Central Bank, Swiss bankers, offshore accounts, tax havens, people who don't use turn signals, people who drive exactly the speed limit in the left lane, cyclists, e-scooter riders, public transit enthusiasts, people who recline airplane seats, flight attendants, TSA agents, airport baggage handlers, people who clap when the plane lands, people who stand up immediately when the seatbelt sign turns off, hotel housekeeping, Airbnb hosts, travel bloggers, influencers, micro-influencers, nano-influencers, people with exactly 200 followers who think they're influencers, YouTube commenters, Twitter reply guys, LinkedIn thought leaders, people who post gym selfies, people who post food photos, people who use expired coupons, people who count items in the express lane, Karen, the manager Karen wants to speak to, customer service representatives, telemarketers, people who answer unknown numbers, people who let calls go to voicemail, people who leave voicemails, people who don't check their voicemail, email newsletter subscribers, people who click "unsubscribe", people who mark as spam instead of unsubscribing, popup ad creators, cookie banner designers, people who click "accept all cookies", people who spend 20 minutes configuring cookie preferences, web developers who use Comic Sans, designers who use Papyrus, people who still use Internet Explorer, people who pronounce it "jif" instead of "gif", people who say "nuclear" instead of "nucular" wait that's backwards, people who put toilet paper under instead of over, people who leave empty toilet paper rolls, people who don't wash their hands, people who wash their hands too much, germaphobes, people who eat food off the floor (5-second rule believers), people who microwave fish in the office, people who heat up leftover pizza in the microwave instead of the oven, people who put ketchup on hot dogs, people who put ketchup on steak, people who ask for ketchup at fancy restaurants, people who pronounce it "supposebly", people who use "your" instead of "you're", grammar nazis, people who end sentences with prepositions (that's something up with which I will not put), Oxford comma supporters, Oxford comma opponents, people who write in all caps, people who don't use punctuation, people who use too many exclamation points!!!, people who overuse ellipses..., teenagers, people who peaked in high school, college freshmen, people who mention they went to Harvard in every conversation, people with student loans, people without student loans (privilege!), homeowners, renters, people who live with their parents, people who moved out at 18, helicopter parents, absent parents, middle children, only children, people with more than 3 cats, people who are allergic to cats but have them anyway, dog people, cat people, bird people, reptile people, people who have pet rocks, people who talk to plants, people who kill every plant they touch, gardeners, people with perfect lawns, HOA board members, neighbors who mow at 7 AM on Saturday, neighbors who never mow their lawn, people who don't shovel their sidewalks, people who use leaf blowers, people who rake leaves into the street, the weather, climate change, climate change deniers, people who say "it's cold today so much for global warming", meteorologists, people who check the weather app 47 times a day, people who never check the weather and get caught in the rain, people who don't own umbrellas, people who steal umbrellas, people who lose umbrellas, people who have umbrella collections, and obviously, the guy who invented the USB connector that never goes in right the first time.
Who causes the problem is the ?
Take your pick: EU, UK, US, Israel, the illuminati, the mormons, the Jews, the Muslims, Russians, Ukranian themselves, the Chinese, Canadians (they're too polite, suspicious), Big Tech, Big Pharma, Big Oil, Small Tech, Medium-sized regional pharmaceutical distributors, millennials, boomers, Gen Z, Gen X (the forgotten generation plotting in silence), vegans, carnivores, people who put pineapple on pizza, people who DON'T put pineapple on pizza, left-handed people, right-handed people, ambidextrous people (double agents), morning people, night owls, people who use light mode, people who use dark mode, Android users, iPhone users, people who still use BlackBerry, Windows users, Mac users, Linux users (especially Arch users), vim users, emacs users, people who use notepad for coding, stack overflow moderators, Reddit mods, Discord admins, Facebook algorithms, TikTok's recommendation system, YouTube's demonetization bot, Netflix's password sharing crackdown team, Spotify's shuffle algorithm, Amazon's Alexa, Google Assistant, Siri (definitely Siri), cryptocurrency bros, NFT enthusiasts, people who bought Dogecoin, people who didn't buy Bitcoin in 2010, day traders, HODLers, the Federal Reserve, the European Central Bank, Swiss bankers, offshore accounts, tax havens, people who don't use turn signals, people who drive exactly the speed limit in the left lane, cyclists, e-scooter riders, public transit enthusiasts, people who recline airplane seats, flight attendants, TSA agents, airport baggage handlers, people who clap when the plane lands, people who stand up immediately when the seatbelt sign turns off, hotel housekeeping, Airbnb hosts, travel bloggers, influencers, micro-influencers, nano-influencers, people with exactly 200 followers who think they're influencers, YouTube commenters, Twitter reply guys, LinkedIn thought leaders, people who post gym selfies, people who post food photos, people who use expired coupons, people who count items in the express lane, Karen, the manager Karen wants to speak to, customer service representatives, telemarketers, people who answer unknown numbers, people who let calls go to voicemail, people who leave voicemails, people who don't check their voicemail, email newsletter subscribers, people who click "unsubscribe", people who mark as spam instead of unsubscribing, popup ad creators, cookie banner designers, people who click "accept all cookies", people who spend 20 minutes configuring cookie preferences, web developers who use Comic Sans, designers who use Papyrus, people who still use Internet Explorer, people who pronounce it "jif" instead of "gif", people who say "nuclear" instead of "nucular" wait that's backwards, people who put toilet paper under instead of over, people who leave empty toilet paper rolls, people who don't wash their hands, people who wash their hands too much, germaphobes, people who eat food off the floor (5-second rule believers), people who microwave fish in the office, people who heat up leftover pizza in the microwave instead of the oven, people who put ketchup on hot dogs, people who put ketchup on steak, people who ask for ketchup at fancy restaurants, people who pronounce it "supposebly", people who use "your" instead of "you're", grammar nazis, people who end sentences with prepositions (that's something up with which I will not put), Oxford comma supporters, Oxford comma opponents, people who write in all caps, people who don't use punctuation, people who use too many exclamation points!!!, people who overuse ellipses..., teenagers, people who peaked in high school, college freshmen, people who mention they went to Harvard in every conversation, people with student loans, people without student loans (privilege!), homeowners, renters, people who live with their parents, people who moved out at 18, helicopter parents, absent parents, middle children, only children, people with more than 3 cats, people who are allergic to cats but have them anyway, dog people, cat people, bird people, reptile people, people who have pet rocks, people who talk to plants, people who kill every plant they touch, gardeners, people with perfect lawns, HOA board members, neighbors who mow at 7 AM on Saturday, neighbors who never mow their lawn, people who don't shovel their sidewalks, people who use leaf blowers, people who rake leaves into the street, the weather, climate change, climate change deniers, people who say "it's cold today so much for global warming", meteorologists, people who check the weather app 47 times a day, people who never check the weather and get caught in the rain, people who don't own umbrellas, people who steal umbrellas, people who lose umbrellas, people who have umbrella collections, and obviously, the guy who invented the USB connector that never goes in right the first time.
But let's be honest, it's probably just Tuesday.
Names !