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ebear's avatar

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

No1's avatar

That sounded too adult to include 😆

geo's avatar

You are also a very stable genius...

No1's avatar

The wife disagrees on both the "stable" part and the "genius" part 😜

TRM's avatar

And she is ALWAYS right :)

No1's avatar

🎯

cobben's avatar

The wife is always right and the husband is always guilty.

You forgot the second part.

Laterna Magica's avatar

You can’t change a woman; you can swap one for another, but that doesn’t change a thing 😉

Lar Sulrich's avatar

hahahaha ahhhh perfect

ebear's avatar

Wow... look at that! 29 likes so far.

I guess I should use that catch phrase more often!

toll's avatar

April 14 Today i manifested the GREAT new world order -- and nobody noticed it.

guess i'll do 18 holes now?!

Lar Sulrich's avatar

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Lance Khrome's avatar

Today I am Jesus, I raise the dead...I raise Jeffrey Epstein, Melania not happy. I tell Hillbilly, you had bad week, he told me go fuck yourself...maybe I need to raise Hillbilly from dead too. Pope not happy with me, I tell Pope, where's you army?

Cage-match on TV, must go.

Robert's avatar

I put "Thank you for your attention" at the end, but Iran DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION THEY IGNORED ME. Strait still closed.

Jeff O's avatar

We have the biggest beautiful ships like no one has seen before . I keep telling cameras Iran keeps calling for a deal ,they want it badly, and every single time they fall for it and the market goes up. If everyone made money from me saying this they wouldn’t pay taxes since NO TAXES ON TIPS.

TishaTCasida's avatar

Either you have actually gained access to the diary of our most current incompetent Overlord… or you are channeling and remote-viewing our current incompetent Overlord. If you are still on Holiday, I hope it is the latter and that your channeling has employed a liberal libation.

No1's avatar

Today we didn't know what to do. The wife was exhausted so is sleeping... I got some time 😜. Little bit bored. Does it show ? 😆

TishaTCasida's avatar

😬👀 Perhaps… although STILL productive… I am sensing a book deal with the current ‘Lego Movie’ creation team - you can explain the bastardized rhetoric of our ruling elite into simple terms that the masses will be able to understand. The written political version of Idiocracy 😆💯

Roberto Ricci's avatar

"The fact that our society cannot process this simple truth — that the most powerful man on earth is operating without executive function, floating through malignant pathological states, thinking zero steps ahead — is itself a civilization crisis."

https://www.notesfromthecircus.com/p/he-has-never-been-playing-chess

Richard Roskell's avatar

Prior to the ceasefire, US warships had retreated to a distance of 1000 km from Iran, due to Iranian missiles and drones attacking them at closer ranges. It's going to be difficult to blockade the Strait of Hormuz from that distance.

Crush Limbraw's avatar

DaMarket is up - greatest economy EVER!

What else is there? WhereTF am I?

Is this MarLeggo? I got a par on that hole - water doesn't count - besides, I was distracted by......was that a drone?

Praise to Allah!

Mark Lewis's avatar

Great piece but in all seriousness: How does the US enforce its blockade when until now its ships have been too scared of going within range of Iran’s missiles?

No1's avatar

I'm working on a more serious take / answer to that 😉

Mark Lewis's avatar

Great, looking forward to that as needless to say the question has not even occurred to anyone in the MSM.

No1's avatar

It'll be ready when it's ready. 😜

Mark Lewis's avatar

Thanks for this link, and it seems the answer is they can’t enforce it, which is what the behaviour of their ships to date — eg the USS Lincoln sailing out of range into the Indian Ocean on 3 March — would suggest.

cobben's avatar

What do you do in poker when you have a weak hand?

You bluff.

Do it well and they have a hard time figuring it out, takes time.

moonst0ne's avatar

it's funny because it's barely different from how he normally communicates if you strip out all the parts where he repeats himself

he's so totally beating the "everyone is 12 except the king who is 8" allegations

Dollyboy's avatar

Writing down your feelings is a good way to make yourself better said my therapist and I can tell that YOU are really really expressing your moods and emotions in your diary. I think you are GOING TO WIN this war Don I really really do!! Say hello to Laura for me.

York Luethje's avatar

Way too coherent.

My Two Cents (Andy Sutton)'s avatar

If it weren’t so true… it’d be hilarious

Denis's avatar

Still Hilaaarious.

Thumbnail Green's avatar

MacKinder would blush