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Mr Smith's avatar

Good riddance.

Another theory is he got his booster Covid shot earlier in the week.

JB's avatar

LMAO. No.

Ominous Cowherd's avatar

That's another popular one.

ebear's avatar

Professor Putin in the library with the lead pipe.

Case solved.

John Day MD's avatar

​ The Russian Ministry of Defense reported the conduct of high-precision strikes at night weapons long-range and strike dronesThe main targets of the attack were military-industrial complex enterprises in Kyiv, which specialize in the production of medium- and long-range unmanned aerial vehicles for the Ukrainian military...​

..According to the Russian Ministry of Defense, the Kyiv-71 and Burevestnik facilities, as well as military airfield infrastructure in the Kyiv region, were damaged. Large fires and plumes of smoke from secondary detonations of the munitions were observed at the impact sites.​ https://en.topwar.ru/286076-rossijskie-sily-nanesli-udary-po-obektam-vpk-ukrainy-po-vypusku-dronov-v-kieve.html

​ LINDSEY GRAHAM'S TIMELINE Last 48 hours:

1) Visits Ukrainian drone factories 2) Russia strikes drone factories 3) Graham “dies suddenly”

It could, of course, be a sudden heart attack right after returning home, but it could also be that he was struck in a drone factory by Russia.​ https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2076215636435288462

​ Larry Johnson, The Lindsey Graham Timeline Does Not Work… He Died in Kyiv

Let’s follow the timeline. According to the official story: 911 call from his DC residence at 8:30pm ET on July 11 for suspected cardiac arrest. He “died at home.”​ This is total bullshit!

​ So let’s go thru the timeline. Senator Graham arrived in Kyiv between 09:45–10:45 local on July 10th. The train he took from Poland departed Warsaw at 18:15 hours local on July 9th. It was an overnight train. To arrive in Poland in time to take the 18:15 train, Lindsey would have departed Dulles International Airport at around 0700 local on July 9 — the flight from Dulles to Warsaw is 9 hours.

​ So Lindsey Graham arrives in Kyiv by 11 am Friday morning. He meets with Zelensky and tours a drone factory. Then we are asked to believe that he returns to Washington, DC after spending less than 24 hours on the ground. Again, I call bullshit!!

​ The earliest train back to Warsaw departs Kyiv-Pasazhyrskyi at 07:40–08:00 on the 11th and arrives Przemyśl Główny in the afternoon (~17:00–18:00). That is at least nine hours. That would make it roughly 1100 hours in Washington, DC. Let’s assume he has an hour to get to the airport and the plane takes off at 1900 hours local from Poland. The flight going west takes 10 hours… This means the earliest the plane could have landed at Dulles is midnight on the 11th. That is 3 ½ hours after Graham reportedly died at home.​ https://sonar21.com/the-lindsey-graham-timeline-does-not-work-he-died-in-kyiv/

ebear's avatar

Yup, definitely the lead pipe.

Larry's timeline depends on whether or not LG took a commercial flight. Did he? Same goes for the train trip. He could have gone by car. How would you know?

Honestly, I think Larry needs to take a break. He's pushing way too hard for a man of his age.

John Day MD's avatar

February 1952. He's 74. Asan analyst he's bound to be a bit OCD. It might hurt him to try not to investigate.

Anyway, we're at the kind of ages where the stuff that was going to kill us already had its chance and we are in the decades of slow decay.

CHEERS!

ebear's avatar

Just worried about him is all. I'm only a few years younger than he is and I couldn't keep up that pace. Some days as many as four shows! That's a lot. Pretty much the same audience each time too I would guess.

Martillo's avatar

Larry's THE man. You're not.

Kevin Walmsley's avatar

Literally laughed out loud at "She didn't specify since when."

You should be ashamed of yourself. And so should I. Enjoy the weekend and Europe.

No1's avatar

Same could have been said about any other politician. Dead or alive. 😉

Squeeth's avatar

The man was a mountebank and a desk murderer.

John Bigbootee's avatar

Don't you just love young men that are cowards and turn into bloodthirsty old men that love to see young brave men die.

No1's avatar

No. I don't like that hypocrisy. 😎

John Bigbootee's avatar

I don't either. ;-)

Saul Badman's avatar

The amount of Monty Python references here is absolutely outrageous 😁 even that Thatcher sketch about the dead parrot!!

No1's avatar

Sometimes the material just asks for it...

Ominous Cowherd's avatar

One of my favorite theories is that he was doing cocaine with Zelensky, and his heart quit. That has him dead in Kiev, there's a fairly complete corpse to fly back to DC, he legitimately died of a heart attack, so they're almost telling the truth ... it's as plausible as any and better than some.

No1's avatar

😂 I like that one.

Kris's avatar

My theory is that he was doing viagra with some Zelensky delivered young boys.

Ominous Cowherd's avatar

Extremely likely, with or without the cocaine.

Tim s Trillwood's avatar

There must be shrubbery involved somewhere, or a parrot.

Grundvilk's avatar

Theory 8: the one where even the broken clock [of natural order] gets the time right twice a day.

No1's avatar

booooring 😂

BillyBob's avatar

The only cure for being a cunt is death. Rest in hell, cunt!

Amgmt's avatar
2dEdited

Was raised not to speak poorly of the departed, however this one was deserved.

Will it make a difference that one less maniacal player is on the board.

Probably not.

BJ's avatar

Lindsey Graham was so abhorrently low - they'll have to dig UP just to bury him. What a glorious moment in history - it should be a National Holiday. Lets hope he fittingly burned to death when they bombed the factory. Hell came for him!

New Right Directions's avatar

Theory 6 sounds ridiculous, but it's still the most plausible to me. First, Graham was IN Ukraine, so the first actor to suspect should be Ukraine. Second, Ukraine has a pattern of carrying out political assassinations in Russia, Monaco, Ukraine and other places. Recently they were also formally accused by Germany for the Nordstream pipeline sabotage in Sept. 2022 that cut off Russian gas supplies to Europe. Call it pattern recognition if you will, since that's a popular term right now. When you read about these operations over and over again, you begin to recognize the fingerprints of state actors like Ukraine and the Mossad (e.g., Bondi Beach massacre). My two cents.

No1's avatar
21hEdited

I find that "pattern recognition" has a better sound to it than "tinfoilhatter". But maybe that's just me 🤪

Kotanraju Via Znanje's avatar

"She didn’t specify since when." Brilliant!

As one who used to globe trot, traveling those distances is tough on a body, United Business class helped a little.

I never cheered a man's death; I have read an obituary with satisfaction. Mark Twain, shitty paraphrasing.

No1's avatar

I'm a bit conflicted on this one. One should never cheer another human beings death. But a warmonger like this? Though just one won't make a dent. He was just the most vocal about it...

misterkel's avatar

Secret Theory:

Graham once claimed to friends: "I want to be a woman. Call me Loretta."

so they iced him.

No1's avatar

Why? He would fit right into the Washington Circus?

No1's avatar

What has Congress ever done for us besides debating that men have the right to have babies?

Tim Pallies's avatar

"Laura Loomer says he is brain dead. She didn’t specify since when."

Maybe the funniest (and in a beautifully understated way) thing I've read all year. Bravo!!

No1's avatar

I'm happy you caught that 😜